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How the earth was really created:
The earth is just an egg. The crust, is just mold (trees + plants), sweat (water), Bacteria (lifeforms) and Dust (sand). Inside the egg is a baby, gods baby. It is still just an embryo, and earthquakes and volcanoes are just the baby moving and shifting. We know this because it has been sending telepathic messages to our scientist Dr. Teague.
"I have messages from the baby," said Dr. Teague, who has recently been released from St. Lucifer's mental hospital, "it wants milk and socks."
This is literally all we know at the moment, except for the fact that the baby may hatch in 2014-2015
Dr. Teague is the world famous inventor of Chin's, Knee's and Dictionary's.
The earth is just an egg. The crust, is just mold (trees + plants), sweat (water), Bacteria (lifeforms) and Dust (sand). Inside the egg is a baby, gods baby. It is still just an embryo, and earthquakes and volcanoes are just the baby moving and shifting. We know this because it has been sending telepathic messages to our scientist Dr. Teague.
"I have messages from the baby," said Dr. Teague, who has recently been released from St. Lucifer's mental hospital, "it wants milk and socks."
This is literally all we know at the moment, except for the fact that the baby may hatch in 2014-2015
Dr. Teague is the world famous inventor of Chin's, Knee's and Dictionary's.